Earning Their Keep - Windows Live


Chard	He's -- dare I say it? -- another young Aussie. But he runs in sand, which is similar to me running in snow. Only I'm sure he's faster and less ridiculous-looking. Therefore, we bond.

Jenn	I'm a little concerned about her drug use, because from the sounds of her workplace, she needs to up the dosage a pinch. God loves a good sport, Jenn!

Rob	Rob wanted to be my wife, once upon a time. His ardor has cooled, however, and this saddens me. He knew not the thrill he sent through my loins when he breathed my name. Why, Rob? Why?

Colleen	We may be the same person. It's uncanny, her Kay-like wit and charm. I envy her, for her beauty AND her hilarious taglines. I will glady take her rejects.

Jazz	No. 5 son. Ha! Just kidding. But clever Jazz! He is the king ofmodifying his name, and he defends me better than my own sons. He apparently wants a spot in the will, and has prepared for me a delicious bass.

Germ-free adolescent	Yet another of the young men who I favor. He vascillates betweenloving me and just craving me, I think. I am like a delicious apple crisp to him.

El Roman Diablo	He intrigues me. He is both magical and mysterious, and he curiously allowed me to badger him about his private life. Which impressed me, because I am nosy.

Jack	No. 4 son. At first glance, this appears to be an adults-only site. I assure you, it is not. After all, I'M there regularly...

Ben	No. 3 son. He is both delicious and nutritious, and if he gets lippy, report him to me immediately.