Despite my best intentions, the dumber you are, the less likely you are to appreciate me. Another 100 years: all new people.
Interests
Kids (but only the plump, tasty ones); books; movies that don't make me think too hard (it's entertainment, not schoolwork, right?); and naps in my underwear. reading, tennis, watching my kids' activities -- I know, I know. Yes, I drive a mini-van.
